That Adele is preggo my Eggo!
Well it’s not a rumor bc she announced herself:
“I’m delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together,” Adele wrote in a blog post titled “I’ve Got Some News” on her website. “I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx”
D’aw. Though she is only what 22? And smokes like a chimney. And dare I say songs about babies are not nearly as anthem like as ones about shitty exs.
And AND ANNNNDDD:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits! (what the hell took so long)
No really Katie.
Girl. Never again.