The debate last night was essentially a colossal ass whooping and a half served to Mitt Romney courtesy of the sassiest president ever to have existed in the history of ever. I was literally waiting for Obama to diva snap after each sentence. Maybe suck his teeth a bit or at least smack his gum. I mean he didn’t need to, for anyone watching Romney got beat up like a band geek in the cafeteria. Shit got real. A recap, in all of the internets meme glory:
First off let’s give Mitt Romney a pat on the back for a truly epic achievement on his part:
Now let Obama tell us how it really is:
Romney proposed that the Obama administration had faltered on the September 11 attacks in Libya. He claimed that Obama kept the American people from the truth -that when Obama addressed the public he shied away from telling us that the carnage was indeed a terrorist attack.
And Obama was like:
When the governor was asked about gender pay differences and inequalities he responded with this:
“And I—and I went to my staff, and I said, ‘How come all the people for these jobs are—are all men.’ They said: ‘Well, these are the people that have the qualifications.’ And I said: ‘Well, gosh, can’t we—can’t we find some—some women that are also qualified?’ And—and so we—we took a concerted effort to go out and find women who had backgrounds that could be qualified to become members of our cabinet. I went to a number of women’s groups and said: ‘Can you help us find folks,’ and they brought us whole binders full of women.”
Binders. Full. Of. Women.
Seriously? On what planet did you
A. See that making sense.
B. Think that the American public who for the most part have a very skewed view of Mormons and their relationship with polygamy wouldn’t see this and fucking run with it. Like seriously. Run. With. It.
Swayze ran with it:
And Beyonce was all uh huh well if you like it than you:
All Dos Equis drinkers were like:
The Internet was not amused Mittens.
Nope. Still not amused.
The least amused:
But I’m glad YOU think you’re funny.
For more “binders full of women” check: http://bindersfullofwomen.tumblr.com/
In case you were wondering. Obama kind of sort of slaughtered.
Oh wait hold on Mitt. Honey boo boo has one last message for you:
(Romney has said that his early life with Ann was really rough so rough in fact that: “Our dining room table was a fold down ironing board in the kitchen.”)